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- Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
- “If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.� - Sir Vivian Fuchs
- A miserand a liar bargain quickly.
- We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore...
- Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.
- Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative...
- He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony...
- Bahot khubsurat ho tum.. . . Khudko duniya k nazar se bachake rakho.. . Aankhome sirf kajal hi kafi nahi.. . . Gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latka ke rakho..
- no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
- This is not fair? how could u do this? Didn't expect this from u!! u didnt even tell me? today u took bath it seems.
- Do u like me as i am? or do i have to.... request GOD to improve ur taste ;)
- Hey i saw u in TV, how Beautiful u r, how smart u r, how cute u r, how nice u r, but, i dont know why u r coming only in "ANIMAL PLANET"
- In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.
- Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
- Fall in river;there is always a boat. Fall in well;there is always a rope. But don't ever fall in love;there is absolutely no hope! Cheers to all the FLIRTS..
- You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student. Friend: Wow, you really think so? You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice
- You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q....
- You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
- Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo..
- I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high...
- Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade...
- You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
- You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.