Valentines Day

  • Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

  • In this Valentine's Day...I Just want to Say...I Love You Moooooore than I Can SAY!!

  • THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE ONLY ONE DAY IN THE NAME OF LOVE. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINES DAY FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE..........

  • U r unique U r caring & U r the best…. N I’m d luckiest to Have U in my life! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

  • I AM SENDING YOU THIS VALENTINE WISH WITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ; CAUSE THERE,S A PLACE HERE IN MY NEART THAT,S MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THERES,S SO SOMETHING ABOUT VALENTINE;S DAY THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON .............. YOU......YOU....YOU..... I LOVE YOU ON VALLENTINES DAY WITH ALL MY HEART...........

  • ...........TO MY................... .........VALENTINE............... ....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY..... ......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP......... ........AS THE ACEAN............. ....AS HIGH AS THE STAR

  • i ve searched my heart for dawords 2 say just how much u mean 2 mi.u r al of God's Blessings rolled into one.my dreams,my desires,my evening,my sun,my evening walking moment,my hpes en my fears,mydisillusion, my contentment,my joy nd my tears. But most important of all,i tank God when i pray bcoz u mke every moment my VALENTINE DAY.

  • If there were no words No way to speak I would still here you If there were no tears No it to feel inside I would still feel for you And even if the sun refuse to shine Even if all ends ran out Love I would still have you here Until the end of time All I need is you my VALENTINE.

  • Valentine Gift On Valentine's Day, I'm thinking about the special ways you have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things... Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me. You make my world brighter and richer. You're a gift to me, and I thank you for being you.

  • You're Still a Valentine Once upon a time in ages past you had a heart you thought would last, But then it faded and now you're free and I hope it's you and me. A valentine from years gone by reminders from a bygone time, But on this day I bid to you sweet valentine from me to you.

  • Tomorrow is Valentine Day There is only one thing I wish to say There is only one day left for Valentine day Let all the lovers of the world unite Let there be peace and love in everyone's sigh

  • On this day made just for lovers something weighs heavily on my mind yet still I have to question~ Will you be my valentine? There will be no roses delivered no chocolates that taste divine

  • Funny Valentine! Where are you? How will you come to me? In a red box, the softness of A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss? The security of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love? You seem sooo far away! I think about you when I close my eyes And even when I open them in the morning. It may not be Valentine's Day everyday But with you. just know your My love supply. My Funny Valentine!

  • May you find that special someone On this Valentine's Day For I send my heart and love to you From very far away Let light shine upon you On your beautiful face And let a smile show That

  • What do you give a lady so sweet? Who makes my existence so complete. Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt pros? A store-bought card with another's word? Anything that's purchased seems absurd. I would give you the World if it were mine, For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

  • Valentine Day is nearly here Valentine day is not too far away Everyone is waiting for their cards presents and chocolates galore Lovers waiting for their valentine cards to come through the doo

  • My valentine lover Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine's day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No my Valentine lover Had cupid's dart He aimed the dart Towards my heart My Valentine lover gave me his heart In return I gave him mine To keep with him Till the end of time Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!

  • VALENTINE OF 2007 OOH, IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST VALENTINE I CAN CALL YOU MINE OUR FIRST VALENTINE IS MEANT FOR YOU AND I THE VALENTINE THAT IS SPECIAL TO THE TWO PEOPLE THAT LOVE EACHOTHER MORE AND MORE EACH DAY FOREVER MORE TO LIVE TO LOVE EACHOTHER FOR LIFE IT IS THE VALENTINE WE CAN CALL OUR OWN I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME OUR VERY FIRST VALENTINE SOON TO COME TRUE FEBRUARY 14, 2007, IS THE DAY I ASK YOU I ASK YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY WORLD AND EVERYTHING THAT I DO I DO FOR YOU CAUSE THE LOVE I HOLD FOR YOU IS TRUE AND TO YOU IT ALWAYS WILL BE HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY AND WILL YOU BE MINE..

  • V......is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine A......is for I will Always be yours L......is for Love at its most extreme E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love. N.......is for Never-ending love T........is for we will Always be Together forever I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent; N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting..

  • You are my valentine, Which is why I have a smile. Because you are mine, I would go that extra mile. For you are my valentine, I will always love you with all my heart. Because you just shine, Except for when we have to part. My valentine, I think you will like your gift. Because you are Davine, And asked for it. For you are my valentine, And you will always be. I take that as a sign, Because I have given you a key. My valentine, That key is to my heart. And I wouldn't have given it to you, If you weren't my valentine.

  • Be my valentine, say that you are mine, and will be for all time, let our hearts entwine be my valentine, all of your allures, told me I'm your's, as long as life endures, be my valentine, tell me that you care, I always will be there, with everything to share, be my valentine, your personality, is perfect just for me, I love you, don't you see, be valentine, share with me, your heart, give our love a start, we will never part, be my valentine, I pray to god above, to send me your love, cupid, give her a shove, be my valentine, when you dream at night, with your eyes shut tight, let me be your light, be my valentine, when you sing a song, tell me I belong, in your heart so strong, be my valentine, when I think of you, I hope you're thinking too, about my love so true, be my valentine, in the east or west, you know I love you best, so give up the all rest, and be my valentine, no matter what the season, it's you I should be pleasing, I love you is the reason, be my valentine.

  • Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine These words, oh so sweet I cannot define Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine Could these words be so true That I really do love you? Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine These words are so sweet They taste better than any treat Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine I love you so much from the bottom Of my heart That no one or nothing Can ever tear us apart...

  • My valentine, Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine, Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet. My valentine, Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine, Why would I take you out some place when all I need is to see your face. My valentine, Why would I celebrate this on one special day, When I can do it always...

  • My valentine, Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine, Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet. My valentine, Why would I buy you a card wh

SMS Jokes

  • Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it

  • A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course

  • Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

  • What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That’s business…!!

  • Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top

  • Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  • A B C D A-AATRACTIVE B-BEST C-CUTE D-DEAR 2 ME E F G E-EXCELENT F-funny G-GOOD LOOKING H I J H- HA HA HA I- I M J- JOKING

  • Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney


  • Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

  • Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college

  • After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

  • A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

  • 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

  • Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

  • Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..

  • Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

  • Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

  • Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

  • Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

  • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!

  • AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

  • Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .

  • Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

  • Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

  • Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.

Sardarji Joke SMS

  • Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

  • A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

  • SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon...

  • This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

  • There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

  • One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar...

  • Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

  • Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

  • Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

  • A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

  • A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

  • Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

  • Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

  • Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai..

  • One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

  • After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

  • Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi...

  • Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

  • Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

  • Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

  • Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

  • A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

  • Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service

  • Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

  • A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate...

Romantic SMS

  • My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die.

  • Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here's a wish 4 my darling... may all ur dreams cum true & i wish u a very happy birth day. with lots of luv nd kisses... 4rom a heart that beats...just 4u

  • Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you…

  • Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

  • Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

  • Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

  • When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

  • I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

  • If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

  • I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

  • 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

  • If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

  • I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

  • I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
    If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

  • If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

  • Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

  • Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

  • You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

  • If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

  • L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

  • You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

  • I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?

  • What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

  • Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

New Year SMS

  • WISHING U 12 months of HAPPINESS 52 weeks of FUN 365 days of LAUGHTER 8760 hours of GOOD-LUCK 525600 minutes of JOY & 3153600 seconds of SUCCESS THROUGH 2009

  • Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR...

  • Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

  • Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.

  • New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

  • Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

  • May The Year 2009 Bring for You.... Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

  • W Y H WI YO HA WIS YOU HAP WISH YOU A HAPPY ***************** *NEW YEAR 2009* *****************

  • Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009.

  • With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*

  • Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don't get Fear Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR". *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

  • Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar, Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

  • In 'The Universal Bank of God'... God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you... So,Enjoy spending... Happy New Year.

  • Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

  • Memorable moment r celebrate together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.

  • Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum, Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum, Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar, Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR

  • New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, Everybody loves only You Dear, All your Problems will be Finish...... It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.

  • Aa gale lag ja mera yaar, Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

  • You know God arrange for you.. 12 Months of Love, 52 Weeks Non Stop Fun, & 365 days of Happiness. So when you Mixed them all.. You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2009 My Dear.

  • Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2009..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness

  • I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..

  • Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..

  • Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2006 with God Bless..

  • 2009 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor, Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum, Naye Saal aayahe chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

  • New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

Navrathri SMS

  • Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho, aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…. ‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’

  • Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko ‘NAVRATRI’ ka tyohar.

  • PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO, NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA...

  • Maa Durge, Maa Ambe, Maa Jagdambe, Maa Bhawani, Maa Sheetla, Maa Vaishnao, Maa Chandi, Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MATA DI.

  • This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Navratri

  • Memories of moments celebrated together……. Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever……. Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.

  • Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Navratri...

  • Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

  • “Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

  • Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Navratri...

  • May This Navratri be as bright as ever. May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

  • Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity...

  • May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival...

  • Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu, dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu, fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais, rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu… HAPPY NAVRATRI!...

  • Navratri Special : Koi Fail Hota Hai, Koi Pass Hota Hai, Magar Girl Freind Usiko Milti Hai Jiske Pass Xtra Pass Hota Hai...

  • maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,samradhe, dhan,yas ,Pardhan kare.Happy Navratra...

  • May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri, Happy Navratri!

  • This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy Navratri...

  • May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy Navratri!...

  • Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko “NAVRATRI” ka tyohar…

  • Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka tyohar!

  • Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. “JAI MATA DI”

  • May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. *HAPPY NAVRATRAS*

  • nimagu hagu nimma maneyavarigellarigu ayudha puje ye subhashaya galu..namma krodhadi,arishta varga yemba ahuti yagi,priti satya galemba ayudha gala jayavagali....

  • Ma vindhyawashni ki jyoti se noor milta hai sabke dilo ko suroor milta hai jo bhi ma ke darbar me jalwata hai akhand jyoti use manwanchhit phal jaroor milta hai . jai ma vindhyawashni...

Naughty SMS

  • Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

  • When a girl falls down She is helped by so Many people But When a boy falls down Everybody laughs When a girl licks Her lips She is thirsty When boy licks His lips He is tharki When a girl

  • Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

  • A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says: '' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?'' So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''

  • A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth

  • Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.

  • who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.

  • i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child

  • Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties

  • A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."

  • A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is....

  • A Nurse come in Doc's Room. Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt? Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.

  • Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy daPE-iS....OOOps, I mean life.

  • Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!

  • I have a certificate in kissing,diploma in caring&degree in loving.Do u have a jobe 4 me!

  • New style of proposing a girl.. I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dnt want my son 2 do d same 4 ur daughter. So lets mk them brother n sister.

  • When Thing go Wrong, When sadness Fills ur Heart, When Tears Flow in ur Eyes,

  • Remember Three Things, 1) I m Wd you. 2) U'Hve Money. 3) Bar Is open lets go...

  • Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!

  • Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

  • A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

  • Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate???? Jaago Grahak Jaago!

  • School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

  • One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

  • Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

Missing You SMS

  • |""| |""\\ /"""| |""| |""| | | | I S S | | |,,| | |,,,| |,,,|\\/|,,,| \\,,,,,,/ ap kiya miss karogy Dekho hum ne kitna mis kiya.

  • Har Khsuhi Me Aapki Baat Karte Hai Aapki Salamati Ki Fariyad Karte Hai Is Khamosh SMS Se Kya Bataye Hum Aapko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai

  • i miss u itna u miss me jitna i miss u tabse u miss me jabse i miss u tab tak u miss me jab tak u miss me na janay kab tak but i miss u murtey dam tak

  • “aankho me intzaar ki lakir chhod jayenge dil me yado ki kami chhod jayenge appko chahenge hum itna ki marne k baad bhi aankhon me nami chhod jayenge”

  • “Teri judai bhi humse pyaar karti hai, Teri yaadein bahut beqarar karti hai, Wo din jo tere mere sath guzre the, Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai. ” Still Missing You!

  • 9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love . n learn to say . . . u miss me

  • **some text missing** **missing text**** **Some text missing** **sender name missing** **sender number Missing** Look! every thing is missing when i am missing you.

  • “Agar zindagi mein judai na hoti, To kabhi kisiki yaad aayi na hoti, Gar saath guzaara hota har lamha, To shayad rishton mein itni gehrai na hoti.”

  • Yadon main teri yaad thi, Kya yaad tha, kuch yaad nahi, Teri yaad main sab kuch bhool gaya, Kya bhool gaya kuch yaad nahi, Bas yaad ho tum, Sirf yaad ho tum, Kyon yaad ho kuch yaad nahi.

  • Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms, Chehre pe smile ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms, Bhule nahi hai yar tuje, Ye yaad dilane aaya hai ye SMS. Miss you..

  • if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, I'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that I'll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...

  • “har Pal Ne Kaha 1 Pal Se pal Bhar Ke Liye Aap Mere Samne Aa Jao pal Bhar Ka Sath Kuch Aisa Ho ki Har Pal Tum Hi Yaad Aao”

  • “ye bin bulayi yaadein bohat tarpati hai na chahte hoye bhi dil mein bas jati hai khuda kare aap ko humari itni hi yaad aaye ke din raat bas humara hi khayal aaye”

  • , -. .- . '. I .' " . " , -. .- , -. .- . '. I '. Miss.' " . " " . " , -. .- , -. .- .-. .-. '. I '.Miss.'You.' " . " " . " " .

  • “Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota, Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota. Toh kya huwa agar hum tumhe paa na sake, Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.”

  • English Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time In the Mean Time I Miss U All The Time...

  • Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

  • “Har phool ki ajab kahani hai, Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai, Kahin koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai, Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi unke paas hai.”

  • Bhoolay se agar bhool ho jaye, To usay bhool jana, Aray sirf bhoolay se usay bhoolna, Kahin bhoolay se humain na bhool jana.

  • Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, hat'll miss u every day.

  • “aankho me intzaar ki lakir chhod jayenge dil me yado ki kami chhod jayenge appko chahenge hum itna ki marne k baad bhi aankhon me nami chhod jayenge”

  • “Teri judai bhi humse pyaar karti hai, Teri yaadein bahut beqarar karti hai, Wo din jo tere mere sath guzre the, Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai”

  • “HASIN PALO KO PHIR SE AABAD KAR RAHE THE YAADO SE AAPKI HI BAAT KAR RAHE THE DIL KO BADA SUKUN MILA JAANKAR KE AAP BHI SHAAYAD HAME HI YAAD KAR RAHE THE"

  • i miss u itna u miss me jitna i miss u tabse u miss me jabse i miss u tab tak u miss me jab tak u miss me na janay kab tak but i miss u murtey dam tak

  • I M I S S ... U ... V ... M U C H ... missing u is only da half story hope da other half is U MISS me too...

Insult SMS

  • Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)

  • “If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.â€� - Sir Vivian Fuchs

  • A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

  • We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore...

  • Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

  • Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative...

  • He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony...

  • Bahot khubsurat ho tum.. . . Khudko duniya k nazar se bachake rakho.. . Aankhome sirf kajal hi kafi nahi.. . . Gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latka ke rakho..

  • no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

  • This is not fair? how could u do this? Didn't expect this from u!! u didnt even tell me? today u took bath it seems.

  • Do u like me as i am? or do i have to.... request GOD to improve ur taste ;)

  • Hey i saw u in TV, how Beautiful u r, how smart u r, how cute u r, how nice u r, but, i dont know why u r coming only in "ANIMAL PLANET"

  • In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.

  • Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up

  • Fall in river;there is always a boat. Fall in well;there is always a rope. But don't ever fall in love;there is absolutely no hope! Cheers to all the FLIRTS..

  • You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student. Friend: Wow, you really think so? You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice

  • You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q....

  • You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

  • Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

  • Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

  • All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo..

  • I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high...

  • Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade...

  • You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

  • You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

Holi SMS

  • Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

  • Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!

  • Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.

  • Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again.

  • colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.

  • If wishes came in rainbow colours, I would send you the brightest ones to say, Happy Holi !

  • Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi..

  • Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti? He thought it was a movie on Holi..

  • Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar, Apno ka pyar, Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi!!!

  • Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

  • Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai, Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar, Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar! Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. Holi Mubarak!

  • Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai. Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Bolo sarararara....

  • Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi! Apun wishing you a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast and dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy Holi”.

  • Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai, Ii thaaro kusur nathi, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai, Holi Mubarak!

  • Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya? Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

  • Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. Happy Holi!!

  • Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

  • May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

  • If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

  • A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

  • Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. Happy Holi!

  • kholi tho kholi .. holi mein kholi.. tha uska kholi.. jahan wo mooh se boli happy holi happy holi..

  • Najanay Abb Kyoon Dil Ko Bhula Rakha Hai.... "Teri Yaad Ney Meray Dil Ko Saja Rakha Hai Teray Piyaar Main Sab Ko Bhula Rakha Hai Kuch Acha Nahin Lagta Teri Judai Key Baad Ek Teri Yaad Ko Sinay Sey Laga Rakha Hai Tera Milna To Abb Aik Khawab Hi Lagta Hai Najanay Abb Kyoon Dil Ko Bhula Rakha Hai Sab Kuch Lut Gaya Hamara Terey Piyaar Main Teri Yaad Ko Palkoon Main Chupa Rakha Hai Muqadar Sey Miltay Hain Bichar Key Warna Ajj Bhi Tera Naam Dil Main Saja Rakha Hai Najanay Koi Nahin Basta Teray Siva Ankh Main Aik Tere Tasveer Ko Dil Main Chupa Rakha Hai ~~Nadeem~~
    Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho, isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang, jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, to aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi, aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari, jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi subhkamna hamaari

  • Have u done 2 most important things 2day in morning ? 1) PRAY: so u may live & 2)TAKE A BATH:so others may live, Bura na mano HOLI hai.....

Hindi SMS

  • Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

  • Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

  • Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho

  • Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho

  • Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

  • Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho

  • Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

  • Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du… HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love

  • Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

  • Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!

  • Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

  • Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!"

  • PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

  • MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

  • Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar....

  • Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

  • Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam -Eng Trans. Do such kind of doings before leaving to HELL :-)

  • ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" Eng Trans. that from every street, every one saying "Oh Dad"... "Oh Dad"

  • ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the, agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata, haathi bhi kahin chup jata, aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

  • Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...? Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....? Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....? Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?

  • Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....

  • Bari Barsi Khtan Gya Te Khat ke Liyande Kher.......Jera 5 min de ander menu SMS na kare ooooooooo apni mashook da veeeer. BOLO TARA RA RA

  • Hontho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur Q na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

  • Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye..

  • Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narag me hai

Happy Anniversary

  • Happy Anniversary and May your marriage Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

  • That special day is here again That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

  • I'm sending this bouquet of love I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

  • Long after our anniversary And thi Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

  • if I met you on tomorrow I would still if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part "Happy Anniversary".

  • Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding Day.

  • To the beautiful couple in all the land To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

  • How true my feelings were I found How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

  • On this special day,best wishes go to you,t On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love On this special day,best wishes go to you,t On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

  • I'll always remember The day I married you, I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you. Happy Anniversary

  • We've had our ups and downs, we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

  • Hoping that the love you shared years Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

  • Nothing in this world Could ever be As Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

  • Your love makes my days Happy and bright Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

  • The most important thing you fixed The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

  • all my love for you FREE all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!

  • I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

  • Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

  • i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe(zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"

  • Your anniversary is a time For sharing your affection; It's obvious the two of you Have quite a deep connection! I/We send glad congratulations And heartfelt wishes, too, For joyful happiness and love In everything you do..

  • It takes two special people, To make a loving pair. There's a joy just being around you, A feeling I/we love to share. So best anniversary wishes to you, Bringing years of joy and fun. May each year keep getting better, I/we hope the good times have just begun.

  • Here's a toast to the two of you As you celebrate together; You're the poster kids for happiness, In sunny or stormy weather. Your love continues, warm and bright; May it shine throughout the years; You're an example for the rest of us, So here's to you: Three cheers!

  • Your anniversary marks the day When you both said "I do." The two of you became as one, A marriage bright and new. Now time has passed; your love is strong; You passed the early test. Your tender bond grows with passing time; Your marriage is the kind that's best!

  • Remember the first flush of love that drew you powerfully together? It still feeds the unassailable bond that makes your marriage so secure. Remember all the qualites about each other you found so endearing? They are still there, and new ones create sweet surprises. Remember thinking that this love would last forever? Your love has strengthened and grown into eternal affection and admiration. Years from now, you'll look back at this anniversary and realize you love each other more than ever. Happy Anniversary!

  • There are few who are so lucky To have the things you do, Companionship and friendship, And loving feelings, too. As friends we wish these pleasures Will last forevermore, For we know that you will ever be A couple whom we adore....

Good Night SMS

  • somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

  • As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight

  • As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

  • Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

  • On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

  • Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

  • A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

  • Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

  • I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

  • da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

  • If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...

  • If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.

  • Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

  • Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!

  • i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!

  • ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night

  • LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

  • Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness. do not think of me...i m in ur eyes

  • do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..

  • I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.

  • When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.

  • Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....

  • A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!

  • can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)

  • Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!

Good Morning SMS

  • Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day... G@@d M(:)rning..

  • All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

  • As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...

  • These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch. (>*>^^^

  • Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…

  • 5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

  • Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

  • The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

  • It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

  • The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

  • 5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep

  • New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning...

  • Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

  • I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

  • Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

  • A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

  • Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

  • Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

  • The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my friend

  • The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

  • Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

  • The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

  • It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

  • 5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."

Good Luck SMS

  • Happiness as light as air. LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN. Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold. These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday..

  • I Wish 4 ” U ” Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday “Have a beautiful and smart week."

  • Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you...............

  • Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U, but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power, Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT...

  • With my 1 Heart… 2 eyes… 5 litre blood… 206 bones… 1.2million Red Cells… 60 trillion D.N.A.’s… I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”

  • With all the Rose’s Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children’s Smiles… I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True.

  • Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best...

  • Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser. Good Luck..

  • Luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine.Best of Luck

  • I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

  • MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U. MAY SADNESS FORGET U... MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U.. MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U... & MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U..

  • Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

  • Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart....

  • Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U, but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power, Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE)) Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck....

  • Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck...

  • Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best...

  • Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck..

  • examation is garden success is folower god bless you power to pluck this folower...

  • The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward…….. BEST WISHES...

  • MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT. MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT... MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U

  • The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

  • Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!...

  • All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.

  • Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK...

  • A Young man's attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

  • As you celebrate Ganesh Chaturthi May Lord Ganesha shower his choicest blessings on you and your family..

  • At Ganesh Chatrurthi Hoping this Ganesh Chatrurthi will be the start of year that brings the happiness for you. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi...

  • I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA and I pray to God for ur prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life, may ur all dreams come true.

  • May Lord Ganesha bestow Success, Happiness and Prosperity upon You and your family...

  • Dhoomraketu, Sumukha, Ekadantha, Gajakarnaka, Lambodara, Vignaraja, Ganadhyaksha, Phalachandra, Gajanana, Vinayaka, Vakratunda, Siddhivinayaka, Surpakarna, Heramba, Skandapurvaja, Kapila, Vigneshwara. He is also known by many as Maha-Ganapathi. Happy Birthday to Lord Ganesh.

  • Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha. Spread the message of honesty and love through this world on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on this earth to kill evil.

  • GANESH ki jyoti se noor miltahai sbke dilon ko surur milta hai, jobhi jaata hai GANESHA ke dwaar, kuch na kuch zarror milta hai “JAI SHREE GANESHA”

  • Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.

  • intha iniya pon naalil vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum ella arulaiyum puriyatum Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi Vazthukal

  • Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya. Ganpati Bappa Morya! Mangal Murti Morya! JAY GANESH..! Mangal murti morya!!! Jay ganesh deva Ganapati bappa moray

  • I know that Ganesha is happy with me... For he has made my life so rich with a friend like you. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi..

  • Wishing that Lord Ganesha... fills your home with... Prosperity & fortune... Best wishes on Ganesh Chatrurthi

  • This, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of GANESHA PUJA and always!!!!!!!! “Happy GANESH PUJA”

  • Ganapati - Lord of all Gods Alampata - Infinite Lord Nideeshwaram - Bestower of Treasures & Riches Eshanputra - Son of Lord Shiva Siddhidata - Giver of Success Harida - Golden colored Avighna - Remover of all difciculties & obstacles May Lord Ganesha showers his finest blessings on you... Today and always...

  • May Lord Ganesh bring you good luck and prosperity! Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi...

  • Wishing you … Lots of happiness and Lord Ganesha’s Blessings on the auspicious occasion of “Ganesh Chathruti”. Enjoy the festival….! Advance Ganesh Chathruti wishes...

  • Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite life as long as his trunk trouble as small as his mouse and moments as sweet as his laddus Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi..

  • GANESH ki jyoti se noor miltahai sbke dilon ko surur milta hai, jobhi jaata hai GANESHA ke dwaar, kuch na kuch zarror milta hai “JAI SHREE GANESHA"...

  • Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.

  • Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya. Ganpati Bappa Morya! Mangal Murti Morya! JAY GANESH..! Mangal murti morya!!! Jay ganesh deva Ganapati bappa morya...

  • I know that Ganesha is happy with me… For he has made my life so rich with a friend like you. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi..

  • Wishing that Lord Ganesha… fills your home with… Prosperity & fortune… Best wishes on Ganesh Chatrurthi Happy GANESH PUJA..

  • May Lord Ganesh bring you good luck and prosperity! Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi...

  • Wishing you … Lots of happiness and Lord Ganesha’s Blessings on the auspicious occasion of “Ganesh Chathruti”. Enjoy the festival….! Advance Ganesh Chathruti wishes..

  • Vakratunda Mahaakaaya Suryakotee Sama Prabha Nirvighnam kuru mey Deva Sarva Kaaryeshu Sarvadaa...

Funny SMS

  • I know its your birthday 2day.. I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

  • Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo’ u were born in d zoo’ with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u

  • On ur b'day, some words of wisdom... ...smile while u still have teeth. happy b'day

  • When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

  • One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

  • When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

  • Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

  • Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly...

  • Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

  • If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

  • Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

  • what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

  • First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

  • Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

  • Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

  • If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

  • I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

  • Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

  • Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

  • At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

  • The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

  • i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

  • An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

  • I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

  • girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

Friendship SMS

  • Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...

  • The -# -.- #-. Heart # "#" # of "#. . #" a Friend "#" knows No BoundarieS,No LimitS,just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..."

  • sea full of water, sky full of star's tree full of leaf's garden full of flower's But i think my heart full of you

  • Messages are not for time pass They silently say that I'm thinking of "U" right now & also making "U" & think of ME 4 a moment

  • u r 10 % sweet, 20 % cute, 30 % nice, 40 % funny, 50 % sincer, 60 % i need u, 70 % i want u, 80 % i like u, 90 % i meet u,, 100 % i miss u have a good day...

  • A single candle can illuminate all the night, A true friends lights up an entire life.

  • one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!"

  • Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

  • Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

  • Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

  • God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

  • To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

  • True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

  • Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

  • 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

  • Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

  • GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

  • As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

  • Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

  • If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

  • Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

  • Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

  • KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

  • A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

  • the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Flirt SMS

  • How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.

  • Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

  • I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

  • As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & night my thoughts r of U.

  • U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

  • I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

  • I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

  • The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

  • Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

  • New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

  • If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

    Loading the Babe meter..... 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% COMPLETE Processing data.. ANALYSIS COMPLETE U R A 100% Gorgeous Babe XXX!

  • ._I__I_, (_£___=------/ ._I__I_, -------- ,--<>--=____/7 (_£___=------/ ._I__I_, Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

  • One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

  • 1+1=2 eyes look at u... 12+12=24 hours thinking about u... 3+4=7 days in week missing u... 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

  • Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

  • It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

  • A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

  • Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

  • Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

  • Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

  • Wonderful Couples in this World.. Heart & Beats.. Night & Moon.. Music & Songs.. Roses & Loves.. Fish & Water.. My SMS & Your SMILE..

  • I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, And then I looked at you, And I kept looking at you, For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

  • i love " u " ... i love " u " ... i love " u " ... i love " u " ... hey ... don't get excited i love other alphabets too!..

  • Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai Pagalpan to sirf ek bahana hai Ek baar haskar, muskurakar toh dekho Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai.

Deepawali-Diwali SMS

  • Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

  • Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho... Happy Diwali

  • Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali

  • Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy DiwalI

  • Na dimag se Na zuban se Na paigam se Na message se Na gift se Appko happy diwali Direct dil se

  • diwali ke subh apsar per Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.

  • Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ” Happy Diwali”

  • Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...

  • Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali

  • Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali

  • Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

  • May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali

  • Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali

  • Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success. A Bliss from Inside

  • I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI...

  • Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha... * * * Happy Diwali * * *

  • U've !'--.___.--'! got a i________i CARD. Open it... §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§« § H A P P Y § § H O L I § §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§« Have a Nice Day!

  • Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali *

  • Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI" Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

  • Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

  • "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho * HAPPY DIWALI *

  • Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo. Happy Deepavali

  • |-----------| | '--.__.--' | Here is |-----------| my GREETING 4 you. Kindly open it.... $========$ ( HAPPY ( ( DIWALI ( ) & ) ( Prosperous ) ( New Year )

  • Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de, bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !

  • With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!

Cute SMS

  • "DiL" ki darkan se pehlay. "DOST"ko dosti se pehlay. "PYAR"ko mohabbat se pehlay.Our aap ko 12 den pehlay.

  • Than innocence that u.possess in ur eyes and conversations happen in ur eyes.i hold u dear ur the goddess of my heart.

  • Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next...

  • I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!...

  • A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. (Hazrat Ali.AS.) Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them...

  • Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!

  • Past is xperiance,Present is xperiment,Future is xpectation.so use xperiance in ur xperiment to achieve ur xpectation .

  • I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

  • A special smile a special face, A special someone i cant replace, I luv u i always will, U've filled a space no one can fill!

  • There is no meaning of DAY without SUN, There is no meaning of NIGHT without MOON, There is no meaning of SEA without WATER, There is no meaning of ME without U.

  • don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.

  • I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!

  • You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.

  • On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

  • Flowers die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come to End, But, "Presious People" Like "You" Are always remembered...

  • sending you 1000 smiles take one 4 now and keep remaining 999 under ur pillow,pick out 1 every time bcz i want to see you smiling always.

  • Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings..

  • Just a line...2 keep in touch...coz u r on my mind so very much...& even though, I've nothing 2 say...U'll know...I thought of u 2day .

  • Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror………….u will see eleven roses.

  • Gr8 people talk about things.small people talk about other people .and legends never talk they send sms

  • If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

  • Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now...

  • getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving wheather you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love.

  • What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful..

  • Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.

Christmas SMS

  • May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • Its nearing the festive season again and so, just a reminder that a little doggy isnt just for Christmas............... Its a great position all year round!

  • I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

  • May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

  • If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

  • A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

  • Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas

  • your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

  • I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas

  • May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

  • The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

  • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

  • There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

  • May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

  • May the glow of christmas the spirit of christmas, and the magic of christmas fill your heart all year long.

  • wish you and your family a happy easter and make your all days full of success and happieness

  • May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

  • If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

  • May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

  • May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

  • May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

  • I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.

  • I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays

  • if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

  • your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

Caring SMS

  • I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You. I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son. I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year. No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.

  • relationship is like a garden. its beautiful when watered with love , hugs, tears & cheers but it dries up when untouched , SO DO KEEP IN TOUCH ALWAYS.

  • S O R R Y S O R R Y S O R R Y S O R R Y S O R R Y Don"t get confused. Arey Baba SORRY means S:SOME O:ONE IS R:REALLY R:REMEMBERING Y:YOU

  • I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as U. I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

  • Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, Thinking of you makes me smile, Being with you is the best thing ever, And loving you is what I’ll do forever.

  • Sharp is Ur memory, Sweet is Ur name, Deep in my heart, U will always remain, Earth want water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from U.

  • Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!

  • Some times….When I’m all alone. I close my eyes and think of you… and the thought of your love worms me inside and make me smile.

  • Hi,now i am coming to meet u… in the way of sun light… in the way of sweet breeze… in the way of good wishes… just to say have a nice day ahead…

  • U make 10 friends, Laugh wid 9, Meet 8 of them, Talk to 7, Celebrate wid 6, Share secrets with 5, Trust 4, Cry wid 3, Take help of 2, But never forget 1 like me:)

  • Someone Somewhere Dreams Of Your Smile... And While Thinking Of You Thinks That Life Is Worthwhile..! So Whenever You Are Lonely Remember Its True... Somewhere Someone Is Thinking Of You..!!!

  • life is a touch and go... some people will be there for a while.. some will go away, but people who find you special always find ways to stay with you..... (happy happy happy)

  • Someday u'll forget me... My name, my voice, and who I am to you. But even if you forget me, just want u to know that I will never forget how much you mean to me.

  • Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"

  • The more you suffer the more it Shows you really care.

  • Everyone of us needs to show how much we care for each other and, in the process, care for ourselves.

  • The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

  • You canobserve a lot by just watching.

  • He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

  • Sometimes you have to be silent to be heard.

  • You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

  • The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

  • Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well...

  • Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

  • The art of life is the avoiding of pain
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