Valentines Day

  • Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

  • In this Valentine's Day...I Just want to Say...I Love You Moooooore than I Can SAY!!

  • THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE ONLY ONE DAY IN THE NAME OF LOVE. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINES DAY FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE..........

  • U r unique U r caring & U r the best…. N I’m d luckiest to Have U in my life! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

  • I AM SENDING YOU THIS VALENTINE WISH WITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ; CAUSE THERE,S A PLACE HERE IN MY NEART THAT,S MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THERES,S SO SOMETHING ABOUT VALENTINE;S DAY THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON .............. YOU......YOU....YOU..... I LOVE YOU ON VALLENTINES DAY WITH ALL MY HEART...........

  • ...........TO MY................... .........VALENTINE............... ....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY..... ......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP......... ........AS THE ACEAN............. ....AS HIGH AS THE STAR

  • i ve searched my heart for dawords 2 say just how much u mean 2 mi.u r al of God's Blessings rolled into one.my dreams,my desires,my evening,my sun,my evening walking moment,my hpes en my fears,mydisillusion, my contentment,my joy nd my tears. But most important of all,i tank God when i pray bcoz u mke every moment my VALENTINE DAY.

  • If there were no words No way to speak I would still here you If there were no tears No it to feel inside I would still feel for you And even if the sun refuse to shine Even if all ends ran out Love I would still have you here Until the end of time All I need is you my VALENTINE.

  • Valentine Gift On Valentine's Day, I'm thinking about the special ways you have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things... Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me. You make my world brighter and richer. You're a gift to me, and I thank you for being you.

  • You're Still a Valentine Once upon a time in ages past you had a heart you thought would last, But then it faded and now you're free and I hope it's you and me. A valentine from years gone by reminders from a bygone time, But on this day I bid to you sweet valentine from me to you.

  • Tomorrow is Valentine Day There is only one thing I wish to say There is only one day left for Valentine day Let all the lovers of the world unite Let there be peace and love in everyone's sigh

  • On this day made just for lovers something weighs heavily on my mind yet still I have to question~ Will you be my valentine? There will be no roses delivered no chocolates that taste divine

  • Funny Valentine! Where are you? How will you come to me? In a red box, the softness of A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss? The security of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love? You seem sooo far away! I think about you when I close my eyes And even when I open them in the morning. It may not be Valentine's Day everyday But with you. just know your My love supply. My Funny Valentine!

  • May you find that special someone On this Valentine's Day For I send my heart and love to you From very far away Let light shine upon you On your beautiful face And let a smile show That

  • What do you give a lady so sweet? Who makes my existence so complete. Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt pros? A store-bought card with another's word? Anything that's purchased seems absurd. I would give you the World if it were mine, For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

  • Valentine Day is nearly here Valentine day is not too far away Everyone is waiting for their cards presents and chocolates galore Lovers waiting for their valentine cards to come through the doo

  • My valentine lover Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine's day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No my Valentine lover Had cupid's dart He aimed the dart Towards my heart My Valentine lover gave me his heart In return I gave him mine To keep with him Till the end of time Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!

  • VALENTINE OF 2007 OOH, IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST VALENTINE I CAN CALL YOU MINE OUR FIRST VALENTINE IS MEANT FOR YOU AND I THE VALENTINE THAT IS SPECIAL TO THE TWO PEOPLE THAT LOVE EACHOTHER MORE AND MORE EACH DAY FOREVER MORE TO LIVE TO LOVE EACHOTHER FOR LIFE IT IS THE VALENTINE WE CAN CALL OUR OWN I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME OUR VERY FIRST VALENTINE SOON TO COME TRUE FEBRUARY 14, 2007, IS THE DAY I ASK YOU I ASK YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY WORLD AND EVERYTHING THAT I DO I DO FOR YOU CAUSE THE LOVE I HOLD FOR YOU IS TRUE AND TO YOU IT ALWAYS WILL BE HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY AND WILL YOU BE MINE..

  • V......is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine A......is for I will Always be yours L......is for Love at its most extreme E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love. N.......is for Never-ending love T........is for we will Always be Together forever I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent; N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting..

  • You are my valentine, Which is why I have a smile. Because you are mine, I would go that extra mile. For you are my valentine, I will always love you with all my heart. Because you just shine, Except for when we have to part. My valentine, I think you will like your gift. Because you are Davine, And asked for it. For you are my valentine, And you will always be. I take that as a sign, Because I have given you a key. My valentine, That key is to my heart. And I wouldn't have given it to you, If you weren't my valentine.

  • Be my valentine, say that you are mine, and will be for all time, let our hearts entwine be my valentine, all of your allures, told me I'm your's, as long as life endures, be my valentine, tell me that you care, I always will be there, with everything to share, be my valentine, your personality, is perfect just for me, I love you, don't you see, be valentine, share with me, your heart, give our love a start, we will never part, be my valentine, I pray to god above, to send me your love, cupid, give her a shove, be my valentine, when you dream at night, with your eyes shut tight, let me be your light, be my valentine, when you sing a song, tell me I belong, in your heart so strong, be my valentine, when I think of you, I hope you're thinking too, about my love so true, be my valentine, in the east or west, you know I love you best, so give up the all rest, and be my valentine, no matter what the season, it's you I should be pleasing, I love you is the reason, be my valentine.

  • Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine These words, oh so sweet I cannot define Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine Could these words be so true That I really do love you? Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine These words are so sweet They taste better than any treat Oh Valentine, Valentine Please be mine I love you so much from the bottom Of my heart That no one or nothing Can ever tear us apart...

  • My valentine, Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine, Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet. My valentine, Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine, Why would I take you out some place when all I need is to see your face. My valentine, Why would I celebrate this on one special day, When I can do it always...

  • My valentine, Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine, Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet. My valentine, Why would I buy you a card wh

SMS Jokes

  • Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it

  • A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course

  • Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

  • What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That’s business…!!

  • Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top

  • Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  • A B C D A-AATRACTIVE B-BEST C-CUTE D-DEAR 2 ME E F G E-EXCELENT F-funny G-GOOD LOOKING H I J H- HA HA HA I- I M J- JOKING

  • Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney


  • Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

  • Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college

  • After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

  • A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

  • 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

  • Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

  • Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..

  • Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

  • Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

  • Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

  • Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

  • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!

  • AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

  • Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .

  • Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

  • Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

  • Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.

Sardarji Joke SMS

  • Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

  • A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

  • SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon...

  • This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

  • There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

  • One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar...

  • Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

  • Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

  • Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

  • A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

  • A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

  • Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

  • Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

  • Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai..

  • One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

  • After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

  • Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi...

  • Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

  • Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

  • Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

  • Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

  • A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

  • Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service

  • Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

  • A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate...

Romantic SMS

  • My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die.

  • Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here's a wish 4 my darling... may all ur dreams cum true & i wish u a very happy birth day. with lots of luv nd kisses... 4rom a heart that beats...just 4u

  • Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you…

  • Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

  • Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

  • Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

  • When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

  • I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

  • If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

  • I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

  • 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

  • If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

  • I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

  • I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
    If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

  • If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

  • Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

  • Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

  • You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

  • If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

  • L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

  • You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

  • I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?

  • What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

  • Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

New Year SMS

  • WISHING U 12 months of HAPPINESS 52 weeks of FUN 365 days of LAUGHTER 8760 hours of GOOD-LUCK 525600 minutes of JOY & 3153600 seconds of SUCCESS THROUGH 2009

  • Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR...

  • Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

  • Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.

  • New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

  • Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

  • May The Year 2009 Bring for You.... Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

  • W Y H WI YO HA WIS YOU HAP WISH YOU A HAPPY ***************** *NEW YEAR 2009* *****************

  • Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009.

  • With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*

  • Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don't get Fear Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR". *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

  • Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar, Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

  • In 'The Universal Bank of God'... God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you... So,Enjoy spending... Happy New Year.

  • Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

  • Memorable moment r celebrate together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.

  • Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum, Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum, Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar, Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR

  • New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, Everybody loves only You Dear, All your Problems will be Finish...... It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.

  • Aa gale lag ja mera yaar, Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

  • You know God arrange for you.. 12 Months of Love, 52 Weeks Non Stop Fun, & 365 days of Happiness. So when you Mixed them all.. You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2009 My Dear.

  • Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2009..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness

  • I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..

  • Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..

  • Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2006 with God Bless..

  • 2009 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor, Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum, Naye Saal aayahe chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

  • New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

Navrathri SMS

  • Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho, aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…. ‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’

  • Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko ‘NAVRATRI’ ka tyohar.

  • PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO, NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA...

  • Maa Durge, Maa Ambe, Maa Jagdambe, Maa Bhawani, Maa Sheetla, Maa Vaishnao, Maa Chandi, Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MATA DI.

  • This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Navratri

  • Memories of moments celebrated together……. Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever……. Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.

  • Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Navratri...

  • Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

  • “Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

  • Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Navratri...

  • May This Navratri be as bright as ever. May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

  • Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity...

  • May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival...

  • Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu, dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu, fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais, rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu… HAPPY NAVRATRI!...

  • Navratri Special : Koi Fail Hota Hai, Koi Pass Hota Hai, Magar Girl Freind Usiko Milti Hai Jiske Pass Xtra Pass Hota Hai...

  • maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,samradhe, dhan,yas ,Pardhan kare.Happy Navratra...

  • May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri, Happy Navratri!

  • This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy Navratri...

  • May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy Navratri!...

  • Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko “NAVRATRI” ka tyohar…

  • Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka tyohar!

  • Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. “JAI MATA DI”

  • May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. *HAPPY NAVRATRAS*

  • nimagu hagu nimma maneyavarigellarigu ayudha puje ye subhashaya galu..namma krodhadi,arishta varga yemba ahuti yagi,priti satya galemba ayudha gala jayavagali....

  • Ma vindhyawashni ki jyoti se noor milta hai sabke dilo ko suroor milta hai jo bhi ma ke darbar me jalwata hai akhand jyoti use manwanchhit phal jaroor milta hai . jai ma vindhyawashni...

Naughty SMS

  • Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

  • When a girl falls down She is helped by so Many people But When a boy falls down Everybody laughs When a girl licks Her lips She is thirsty When boy licks His lips He is tharki When a girl

  • Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

  • A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says: '' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?'' So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''

  • A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth

  • Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.

  • who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.

  • i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child

  • Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties

  • A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."

  • A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is....

  • A Nurse come in Doc's Room. Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt? Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.

  • Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy daPE-iS....OOOps, I mean life.

  • Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!

  • I have a certificate in kissing,diploma in caring&degree in loving.Do u have a jobe 4 me!

  • New style of proposing a girl.. I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dnt want my son 2 do d same 4 ur daughter. So lets mk them brother n sister.

  • When Thing go Wrong, When sadness Fills ur Heart, When Tears Flow in ur Eyes,

  • Remember Three Things, 1) I m Wd you. 2) U'Hve Money. 3) Bar Is open lets go...

  • Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!

  • Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

  • A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

  • Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate???? Jaago Grahak Jaago!

  • School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

  • One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

  • Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue films.
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